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taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

now it is the cover of the great gatsby

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a series of unfortunate eyebrows

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lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

illegal crimes

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tyleroakley:

thegirlwholoves-coffee:

You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.

UmbralDiscord has a point.

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iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

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me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

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dont-fucking-give-me-therapy:

Love this

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